Humourous vent

faeryhearts:

A giraffe poked his head in my windowAnd my heart leaped into my mouth.I couldn’t think of a thing to say,So he licked my nose and headed south.I thought, as I groped for my hanky,— And I pass this on to you —That if a wild animal comes to call,Say a tiger, or meerkat, or ‘roo…If, like me, you want him to stay,Or even come back another day,Then, perhaps, it would really pay to say,"Welcome!" and "How do you do?"!— A Giraffe Poked His Head In My Window, by Julie Andrews.

faeryhearts:

A giraffe poked his head in my window
And my heart leaped into my mouth.
I couldn’t think of a thing to say,
So he licked my nose and headed south.

I thought, as I groped for my hanky,
— And I pass this on to you —
That if a wild animal comes to call,
Say a tiger, or meerkat, or ‘roo…

If, like me, you want him to stay,
Or even come back another day,
Then, perhaps, it would really pay to say,
"Welcome!" and "How do you do?"!
— A Giraffe Poked His Head In My Window, by Julie Andrews.

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omg-humor:

If you watched Scooby-Doo cartoons, I am sure you can hear the sound…omg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

If you watched Scooby-Doo cartoons, I am sure you can hear the sound…
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